Over Christmas break I went to Illinois to spend a week at my parent’s house. All we did was sit around and eat and watch TV. On Christmas Eve Eve we all piled into the car and went to the movies to see The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and I got to sit next to my mom and feel awkward shame over being accidentally turned on by rape scenes. Listen, I know how that sounds, but I can’t help it that my vagina is a serial killer. More offensive than me grappling with wanting to touch my privates and vomit at the same time was the fact that this movie tricked me into feeling sexy things for a blonde. Disgusting, right?

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