Dear Bun and Hotdog,
Hi my name is Chad and right now I live Brooklyn, NY. I think I like this girl who is incredibly smart, beautiful, kind, driven, talented, sincere, and kinda humble. I’m a deranged loner, 5’11”. I’ve never met her but I found some pictures online. Should I pursue this? What are some good emails? I’m lovin’ her!

Thanks, Sorry, Thanks,
Chad in Brooklyn - Brooklyn, BKLYN, NY, New York

Chad,
Great to hear you’re in Brooklyn; even better to hear that you’re in love with a stranger.

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    Honeymoon phase,...your head. The perfect relationship, LOL

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