I’m not sure what I was doing the other day to make me think of this, but out of nowhere I was like, “I CANNOT believe that Brian Austin Green gets to put his dick inside of Megan Fox.” You know who Brian Austin Green is, right? That guy who danced all the time for no reason with his mucousy tongue hanging out like a dead cow’s on 90210. Didn’t he just sit by and let his hand job tutor/best friend shoot himself in the face on that show? THIS is the kind of guy you want farting in his sleep on you, Megan Fox? I don’t endorse any of this.
Oh! I know what I was doing that made me think of BAG and Megan Fox’s unholy union, I was reading up on celebrities who are in open relationships or open marriages and found THIS.
I have no knowledge as to the credibility of a site called frisky.com, but I sure as shit believe that Megan Fox could get away with an arrangement like this. I can just hear the convo that they had about it now:
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