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If I remember my Sunday school teachings, Ash Wednesday is the day that Jesus Christ went to his apostles and said, “Watch this shit.” He then took a fistful of ashes, smeared it on some dumb guy’s head and said, “Now you walk around all day with that ash on your head. Don’t wash it off!” And that guy was all like, “Duh… OK.” And Jesus went back to his apostles and they were all like, “LOL.”
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If I remember my Sunday school teachings, Ash Wednesday is the day that Jesus Christ went to his apostles and said, “Watch this shit.” He then took a fistful of ashes, smeared it on some dumb guy’s head and said, “Now you walk around all day with that ash on your head. Don’t wash it off!” And that guy was all like, “Duh… OK.” And Jesus went back to his apostles and they were all like, “LOL.”

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