Sadie: I hate how Johnny Depp won’t just come out and admit that he’s not a character actor. He makes his handsomeness into a curse, and yet he coasts on it. I don’t like it.
Lorin: That’s not Johnny Depp.
Sadie: Oh, I know.
This month’s Dos and Don’ts by Lorin Stein and Sadie Stein of the Paris Review.