What Sort of Person Hates Obama? 
Congrats to Obama! But before you start planning your Obamarama dinner party, take a moment to consider the forgotten and distressed. Although in your bubble of liberalism you might think that everyone would be thrilled about America’s gradual progression towards a political system which might actually do something right someday, in fact large swathes of America are furious about it.
It doesn’t seem right, after such a win for democracy and liberalism, to mock those less fortunate than ourselves, so I’ve compiled a selection of tweets that can help us to empathize with Republicans everywhere, as well as to answer the question: What sort of person hates Barack Obama?

Maria likes:- #Bieber2012- Time off school- Louis Vuitton trainers- The snack Reeses Peanut Butter Cups- Special effects make-up- The Bible- Louis from pop band One Direction

Trisha Paytas likes:- YouTube- Her breasts- Being a mix of “Woody Allen and your local hooker”- Catholicism- Candles- Tall Men- Christina Aguilera’s hair- The idea of being entirely supported by an oil tycoon 

Ted Nugent likes:- God- Hunting- Taking pictures of dead things- Venison jerky- Pictures of women holding guns- Slaughtering pigs from helicopters with machine guns
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What Sort of Person Hates Obama? 

Congrats to Obama! But before you start planning your Obamarama dinner party, take a moment to consider the forgotten and distressed. Although in your bubble of liberalism you might think that everyone would be thrilled about America’s gradual progression towards a political system which might actually do something right someday, in fact large swathes of America are furious about it.

It doesn’t seem right, after such a win for democracy and liberalism, to mock those less fortunate than ourselves, so I’ve compiled a selection of tweets that can help us to empathize with Republicans everywhere, as well as to answer the question: What sort of person hates Barack Obama?


Maria likes:
- #Bieber2012
- Time off school
- Louis Vuitton trainers
- The snack Reeses Peanut Butter Cups
- Special effects make-up
- The Bible
- Louis from pop band One Direction

Trisha Paytas likes:
- YouTube
- Her breasts
- Being a mix of “Woody Allen and your local hooker”
- Catholicism
- Candles
- Tall Men
- Christina Aguilera’s hair
- The idea of being entirely supported by an oil tycoon

 

Ted Nugent likes:
- God
- Hunting
- Taking pictures of dead things
- Venison jerky
- Pictures of women holding guns
- Slaughtering pigs from helicopters with machine guns

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  1. humaneagenda reblogged this from vicemag and added:
    Nailed it.
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  9. justfukt said: I haven’t read the whole article yet, but honestly, the first 3 people listed seem a lot more fun than most of the people that I know that are “huge supporters” of Obama. Sitting around drinking PBR and being pretentious at a party gets old.
  10. ryanstern reblogged this from sadwhitegrrl
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  12. ericsandt reblogged this from ohvom and added:
    This upsets me in so many ways.
  13. ethanembryo reblogged this from dijdev and added:
    racism, use of the “n” word, ignorant white people
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  17. sadwhitegrrl reblogged this from ohvom and added:
    I peed
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    Love you vice
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  22. ohvom reblogged this from leaveitbehind and added:
    Still can’t believe Frenchie knows Trisha and her family.