Cry-Baby of the Week
The incident: In an effort to get a date, a man handcuffed himself to a coworker. 
The appropriate response: Some kind of argument. 
The actual response: Police were called, and the handcuffer has been sent to jail for four years. 
Jason Earl Dean worked at a Taco Bell in Ringgold, Georgia. He had a crush on an unnamed 18-year-old coworker, and asked her out on several occasions. On all of these occasions, she said no.
Undeterred, Jason made the extremely unwise and creepy decision to wait for the girl outside of work one night and handcuff himself to her as she tried to get into her car. Shockingly, the girl wasn’t too into this and started to scream. At which point Jason unlocked the handcuffs and ran away. 
Two days later, Jason was arrested and charged with false imprisonment. 
Jason entered a blind guilty plea in court and WAS SENTENCED TO TEN YEARS—four years in jail, and six on probation. Holy. Fucking. Shit. 
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Cry-Baby of the Week

The incident: In an effort to get a date, a man handcuffed himself to a coworker. 

The appropriate response: Some kind of argument. 

The actual response: Police were called, and the handcuffer has been sent to jail for four years. 

Jason Earl Dean worked at a Taco Bell in Ringgold, Georgia. He had a crush on an unnamed 18-year-old coworker, and asked her out on several occasions. On all of these occasions, she said no.

Undeterred, Jason made the extremely unwise and creepy decision to wait for the girl outside of work one night and handcuff himself to her as she tried to get into her car. Shockingly, the girl wasn’t too into this and started to scream. At which point Jason unlocked the handcuffs and ran away. 

Two days later, Jason was arrested and charged with false imprisonment. 

Jason entered a blind guilty plea in court and WAS SENTENCED TO TEN YEARS—four years in jail, and six on probation. Holy. Fucking. Shit. 

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  1. anotherknight reblogged this from vicemag
  2. coldwaved reblogged this from vicemag and added:
    he thirsty boiii
  3. massivepie said: Most people serve less time for manslaughter, which kind of puts it in perspective
  4. nosugarunlessbitter reblogged this from vicemag
  5. trixielomein reblogged this from vicemag and added:
    lol Ringgold is 20m from me
  6. applesduhhh reblogged this from nickgalegher
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  8. leatherbills reblogged this from vicemag and added:
    It’s bound to happen
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  11. spookyskookin reblogged this from bumbleshark and added:
    fucker deserved it; what a disgusting entitled assaulting asshole. Hope he ends up serving every minute.
  12. omg-shutup reblogged this from vicemag and added:
    WOW….i almost feel bad…4 years in jail? that’s sum shit.
  13. lilnewdeadbaby reblogged this from tompenny50
  14. dolcefarniente13 reblogged this from vicemag and added:
    What.
  15. coldasnumbers reblogged this from vicemag
  16. tompenny50 reblogged this from vicemag and added:
    No means No
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  20. thecollegetradingpost reblogged this from vicemag and added:
    This man gets four years…but a child rapist can go to jail for only a few months. Doesn’t make too much sense.
  21. drunkdialprincess reblogged this from gotitforcheap
  22. gotitforcheap reblogged this from vicemag and added:
    LMAO
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