Hey Ron!
I’m turning 30 in a few weeks. My marriage countdown clock is doing that beeping thing time bombs do when they’re closing in on zero. I’ve been dating the perfect guy. We’ve known each other for a long time, but we just started taking things to the next level. He’s smart, funny, and great in the sack. Plus, he’s close with all of my friends, so it’s easy for us all to kick it together. The problem is, he’s a little too close.
I fell in love with him three years back when I saw a shirtless pic of him on my girl’s phone. Since then, he’s had his way with most of my girlfriends. But none of them understand him like I do. Am I making a mistake trying to turn this man into a one-girl guy?

Hey Ron!

I’m turning 30 in a few weeks. My marriage countdown clock is doing that beeping thing time bombs do when they’re closing in on zero. I’ve been dating the perfect guy. We’ve known each other for a long time, but we just started taking things to the next level. He’s smart, funny, and great in the sack. Plus, he’s close with all of my friends, so it’s easy for us all to kick it together. The problem is, he’s a little too close.

I fell in love with him three years back when I saw a shirtless pic of him on my girl’s phone. Since then, he’s had his way with most of my girlfriends. But none of them understand him like I do. Am I making a mistake trying to turn this man into a one-girl guy?

Notes:

  1. 3bitches1tmblr answered: yes
  2. hugegoldak47 answered: No matter how much you think you love somebody, you’ll take a step back when the pool of thieir blood edges up to close
  3. toda-cagada answered: I suspect that most of us have a desperate desire of our heart, something we may even deserve that we don’t or can’t have.
  4. adsquared answered: yes. yes you are. shut it down. go find some other dude who hasn’t fucked all your friends. and don’t ask any more stupid questions.
  5. afrika-korp answered: Hop up on ‘em and swat any otha
  6. ladderprollc answered: don’t fucks wit it
  7. lowestdepths answered: dumbstupidcunt
  8. x-the-monsta answered: if you don’t have a problem with the notion that he slept with all your friends then go right on head.
  9. thingszaadsecretlythinks answered: just no
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