Kara Crabb’s YouTube Corral
If you’re a regular reader of this website, you might know Kara Crabb as that lady who fried up her own vaginal discharge for breakfast that one time. Or maybe you remember her as the girl who gargled her pee for a week. Perhaps the name rings a bell because you saw her dress as a giant vegetable in an attempt to create a feral raccoon suit? Whatever the case, her stuff never fails to trigger our gag reflexes while also making us poop our pants via laughter. So when we noticed she’s been churning out consistently hilarious and psychotic videos on YouTube, we asked her to write a little something about them for a blog post. Here’s what she said.
“One day I woke up and realized that I didn’t know how to do anything aside from trimming my own asshole hair, which is, by the way, surprisingly exhausting and requires great dexterity. Cleaning, gardening, plumbing, paying taxes, walking down the street… all of these adult activities are things that I suck at. (Maybe because I was born in the 90s and that means I’m basically retarded.) To make matters worse, I enjoy publicly broadcasting this dilemma with my good ol’ friend Dana Lavoie.”