VICE: Hey, Danny. I have to ask the obvious question here: How did you end up punching Danzig in the face?
Danny Marianinho: He was upset that we ate his catering—specifically his French onion soup. He was pouting about it all day because it’s hard to get your hands on such a delicious item in a middle-of-nowhere high school gymnasium. His manicurist was supposed to fly out from LA to paint his nails and bring his leather pants he left at the dry cleaners, too, but he got held up looking at kittens to adopt at a pet shop. I was concerned about his well being, so I asked him if I could help with his nails. He bugged out, the rest is history.
—I Punched Danzig in the Face - You should really read this whole interview.
"Let me start by saying I’m sorry. I really mean it.
I never intended to hurt Glenn Danzig, he who has done so much to spread the joy and majesty of our dark overlord Satan and his sacraments — wolf’s blood, black leather and necrophilia-themed pop-punk music.
I honestly didn’t intend to prank the Interwebs by giving birth to a lie so monstrous, so powerfully sexy and debauched, that it would burn into the collective psyche of millions of lonely souls, hungry for cheap thrills and absolute Satanic skank.”