Bad news, everyone. The greatest convenience the Internet has brought us, something our predecessors could never have imagined– 24/7 free porn at the click of a button–has been stained by science. Our collective porn habit was sure to bring upon our heads a day of reckoning, but until now we were all happy to avert our eyes from the blinding light of the truth of Internet smut and keep them locked on the screen instead. But now, my friends, the time has come to face the groovy porn music.
- by Greg Thomas