DON’T
Sadie: You know, the other night my boyfriend said, “You’d think aliens of all people would know by this time if you probe an anus you’re not going to find anything.”
Lorin: Of all people.
DON’T
Sadie: I hate how Johnny Depp won’t just come out and admit that he’s not a character actor. He makes his handsomeness into a curse, and yet he coasts on it. I don’t like it.
Lorin: That’s not Johnny Depp.
Sadie: Oh, I know.
This month’s Dos and Don’ts by Lorin Stein and Sadie Stein of the Paris Review.






