Question of the Day: How Would You Like to Evolve?

How would you feel if you found out your mayor smoked crack?

How Do You Feel About Combining Sex and Food

Becca and Tanya, nanny and music distributor

Becca: I’m into it. Meat all the way.

Um, what do you mean by that?
Becca: Bacon on tits. Then you cook it and eat it. The grease mixes with the sweat, and the fat and meat marble together, and it becomes arousing.

Tanya: I confirm this. There’s nothing else to say.

Would You Date Your Dog?

What’s your most embarrassing talent?

Brian: The Powder Puff girls.

Are they sexy?
I don’t know. There are three of them, so they’ve got that going for them.

I see.
Yeah. It’d be like a burrito. All kinds of shit in there.

Damn, dude. We’re pretty sure they’re supposed to be kids.