The Lost Babes of Transnistria

The Lost Babes of Transnistria

Apparently Women Love This 13-Year-Old Skateboarder Named Baby Scumbag
Steven Fernandez, aka Baby Scumbag, is just a normal 13-year-old skater from a bad neighborhood in LA. A normal 13-year-old skater who’s sponsored by a bunch of companies, has 38,000 subscribers onFacebook and 140,000 followers onInstagram, and gets photographed with guns and sexy (adult) women. He’s been skating since he was nine (here’s a video of him at 11), but unlike other absurdly talented kids likeRene Serrano and Evan Doherty, he’s developed a whole persona that revolves around trying to get girls and eating junk food (again: typical 13-year-old). It’s hard to tell how much of that is him putting on an act and how much of that is real, but either way, young Stephen knows more about what people on the internet like than all the “social media gurus” two and three times his age put together. I called him to ask what he wants to be when he grows up.
VICE: Hey, Steven how’s it going? I didn’t force you to miss school, right?
Baby Scumbag: Hey, VICE lady. Just chillin’. Just got home from school. Got out a little early.
You like school, or what?Yeah, school is cool, but it’s kind of tough out here in poverty. You see a lot bad stuff around here, like gang-related stuff, drugs. I live in Compton, California. The border of South Central.
So, you’re super popular at school, right?Nah, I’m just a normal kid going to school. An average teenager.
How did you get start getting sponsored?Well it all started when I had posted a video of skateboarding, and people actually enjoyed watching the video. As I started making more videos, I started getting more sponsors as well.
What’s a typical day in the life of Baby Scumbag?Hang out at school, homework, skateboarding, maybe even go film. And a little masturbation.

Apparently Women Love This 13-Year-Old Skateboarder Named Baby Scumbag

Steven Fernandez, aka Baby Scumbag, is just a normal 13-year-old skater from a bad neighborhood in LA. A normal 13-year-old skater who’s sponsored by a bunch of companies, has 38,000 subscribers onFacebook and 140,000 followers onInstagram, and gets photographed with guns and sexy (adult) women. He’s been skating since he was nine (here’s a video of him at 11), but unlike other absurdly talented kids likeRene Serrano and Evan Doherty, he’s developed a whole persona that revolves around trying to get girls and eating junk food (again: typical 13-year-old). It’s hard to tell how much of that is him putting on an act and how much of that is real, but either way, young Stephen knows more about what people on the internet like than all the “social media gurus” two and three times his age put together. I called him to ask what he wants to be when he grows up.

VICE: Hey, Steven how’s it going? I didn’t force you to miss school, right?

Baby Scumbag: Hey, VICE lady. Just chillin’. Just got home from school. Got out a little early.

You like school, or what?
Yeah, school is cool, but it’s kind of tough out here in poverty. You see a lot bad stuff around here, like gang-related stuff, drugs. I live in Compton, California. The border of South Central.

So, you’re super popular at school, right?
Nah, I’m just a normal kid going to school. An average teenager.

How did you get start getting sponsored?
Well it all started when I had posted a video of skateboarding, and people actually enjoyed watching the video. As I started making more videos, I started getting more sponsors as well.

What’s a typical day in the life of Baby Scumbag?
Hang out at school, homework, skateboarding, maybe even go film. And a little masturbation.

Siberia’s Most Depressing Town Is Actually Quite Nice - Photos by Christian Belgaux

Siberia’s Most Depressing Town Is Actually Quite Nice - Photos by Christian Belgaux

Babe Watch 2012: The Museums Are Infected
When Xavier Aaronson, the guy who asked museum guards their opinions on the art they stare at all day, asked me to spin together a blurb about his blog, Babes at the Museum, I had no idea what he was talking about. Even though we were chatting online, there’s this subtle European twang to the way he groups words together to form a sentence that makes it hard to believe he’s a real human being. He was like, “got a proposition for you, let me know if you’re keen or not.” And I was thinking he was going to invite me to travel with him back in time to be in the music video for “1979” by the Pumpkins or something. So when he had a legitimate solicitation it gave my brain that feeling you get when you go to pick up a can of soda thinking it’s full but it’s empty.
It makes sense, then, that a warlock like Xavier, who could make a mother smile at her only son’s funeral; who could do for Hitler what the Ghost of Christmas Past did for Ebenezer Scrooge, would expertly weave an uncanny simulacrum of every learned gentleman’s clever imagination with his inimitable website. I could sit here and physically type out what it “is” but I’m going to give you a little credit and guess you can figure it out from the title. They do have t-shirts though. That’s chill.
More photos of babes at museums

Babe Watch 2012: The Museums Are Infected

When Xavier Aaronson, the guy who asked museum guards their opinions on the art they stare at all day, asked me to spin together a blurb about his blog, Babes at the Museum, I had no idea what he was talking about. Even though we were chatting online, there’s this subtle European twang to the way he groups words together to form a sentence that makes it hard to believe he’s a real human being. He was like, “got a proposition for you, let me know if you’re keen or not.” And I was thinking he was going to invite me to travel with him back in time to be in the music video for “1979” by the Pumpkins or something. So when he had a legitimate solicitation it gave my brain that feeling you get when you go to pick up a can of soda thinking it’s full but it’s empty.

It makes sense, then, that a warlock like Xavier, who could make a mother smile at her only son’s funeral; who could do for Hitler what the Ghost of Christmas Past did for Ebenezer Scrooge, would expertly weave an uncanny simulacrum of every learned gentleman’s clever imagination with his inimitable website. I could sit here and physically type out what it “is” but I’m going to give you a little credit and guess you can figure it out from the title. They do have t-shirts though. That’s chill.

More photos of babes at museums

We interviewed Khia, of “My Neck, My Back" fame, about her music, her numerous arrests, and her life. 
My Neck, My Back, My Pussy, and My Life

We interviewed Khia, of “My Neck, My Back" fame, about her music, her numerous arrests, and her life. 

My Neck, My Back, My Pussy, and My Life

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The Vice Fashion Issue Party - Featuring Doggy District Fashion Show

Best party of 2012 so far, Vice does it right. Thanks for the invite.

Here’s to dogs and chicks - Cheers, NYFW! - CLICK FOR MORE

Babes On Wheels - Photos by Patrick O’Dell

Babes On Wheels - Photos by Patrick O’Dell


Some people were like,”Where’s VICE’s booth?” We had one and we were doing signings and giveaways. Pictured here are two of VICE Magazine’s most vivacious vixens. On the left is associate editor Ellis Jones and on the right is Peisan Yang Lazo, who I think is like our sexpert or something.
Nerdwatch 2011 - Nick Gazin Goes to Comic Con

Some people were like,”Where’s VICE’s booth?” We had one and we were doing signings and giveaways. Pictured here are two of VICE Magazine’s most vivacious vixens. On the left is associate editor Ellis Jones and on the right is Peisan Yang Lazo, who I think is like our sexpert or something.

Nerdwatch 2011 - Nick Gazin Goes to Comic Con