DON’T: Nothing gets you laid like a permanent drawing of an AIDS victim on your arm.
Look at this little guy! Those glasses… That sweatshirt… The funny look on his face… So, what do you think? Is he a Do? A Don’t? Tell us!
DO: How great are modish couples who know exactly where to stop before hitting cartoon territory? You could make a video of these two talking about records and sell it as friend porn.
Man. We are SO giving this one to you! Because c’mon, it’s almost Friday and we know you’ve already mentally checked out of work and any kind of logic based thinking anyway. Enjoy.
What do you think???? Tell us! As usual, don’t cheat! That shits for losers…
DON’T: Somehow you stumble upon the MySpace page of these guys’ band, the genre is “Electro/screamo/emo/punk/ pop,” and they have songs about having text sex with chicks. As you’re remarking how embarassing they are, you see that they have gigs booked from now until next year and are 17 years old, while you have no health insurance.
Tough call, we know. Make a decision, tell us what it is, and no cheating! Then click here to see how so, so wrong (or right) you were!
DO: You know how sometimes you can just look at a dude and instantly tell what an amazing lay he is? Same deal with this guy and running a wings joint.
DO: If you want to know how Japan got to where it is now, it sure wasn’t through any pansy-ass super-saver shipping.
Take a minute, use that brain, and make your bet. Click here for the results.
…And cheating is for assholes and losers, so just don’t do it, ok?