Stop Sexting and Visit VICE.com on Your Cell Phone

Up until today, the only things that fancy internet phones were especially good at were sending pictures of your genitals to someone you just met and finding butt-buddies on Grindr. Really tough questions that only VICE could answer, like how to rub one out at work or what it is like to be at the Westminster Dog Show on acid, were left a complete mystery when you were wandering around the city away from your desktop computer. Sure, you could visit VICE.com on your phone back then, but it was a little hard to get around. Well, all that has changed because we’ve just optimized VICE.com for your mobile viewing pleasure. So, after you finish doing stupid things with that miniature-microwave you hold up to your head all day—like text your mom an emoticon or order a cheeseless pizza—you can check out all of the great articles and videos we post on VICE.com in a super neat and organized format. You’ll never have a hard time finding the “The Westminster Dog Show… On Acid” or instructions on “How to Jerk Off at Work” again. Huzzah!

Stop Sexting and Visit VICE.com on Your Cell Phone

Up until today, the only things that fancy internet phones were especially good at were sending pictures of your genitals to someone you just met and finding butt-buddies on Grindr. Really tough questions that only VICE could answer, like how to rub one out at work or what it is like to be at the Westminster Dog Show on acid, were left a complete mystery when you were wandering around the city away from your desktop computer. Sure, you could visit VICE.com on your phone back then, but it was a little hard to get around. Well, all that has changed because we’ve just optimized VICE.com for your mobile viewing pleasure. So, after you finish doing stupid things with that miniature-microwave you hold up to your head all day—like text your mom an emoticon or order a cheeseless pizza—you can check out all of the great articles and videos we post on VICE.com in a super neat and organized format. You’ll never have a hard time finding the “The Westminster Dog Show… On Acid or instructions on “How to Jerk Off at Work again. Huzzah!

WELL, HAPPY BIRTHDAY: THE BIRTHDAY SHOW
Let’s not bullshit each other here. We’ve got some birthdays here, click here to see them.
PS. Send us your birthdays, anniversaries, holiday greetings, well-wishes, ill-wishes, musical requests and dedications, shout-outs, yell-outs, complaints, and corporate sponsorship pitches via email, and we’ll weave them into the rich, morningly tapestry that is Happy Birthday: the Birthday Show. Happy Birthdays!

WELL, HAPPY BIRTHDAY: THE BIRTHDAY SHOW

Let’s not bullshit each other here. We’ve got some birthdays here, click here to see them.

PS. Send us your birthdays, anniversaries, holiday greetings, well-wishes, ill-wishes, musical requests and dedications, shout-outs, yell-outs, complaints, and corporate sponsorship pitches via email, and we’ll weave them into the rich, morningly tapestry that is Happy Birthday: the Birthday Show. Happy Birthdays!


Let’s get this Friday going with some amazing birthdays. Sound good?


Let’s get started! Cliiiiiiick heeeeeeere!