Cry-Baby of the Week
Is it the people who freaked out at this snow penis or the guy who freaked out during a threesome?

Cry-Baby of the Week


Is it the people who freaked out at this snow penis or the guy who freaked out during a threesome?

Cry-Baby of the Week
The incident: In an effort to get a date, a man handcuffed himself to a coworker. 
The appropriate response: Some kind of argument. 
The actual response: Police were called, and the handcuffer has been sent to jail for four years. 
Jason Earl Dean worked at a Taco Bell in Ringgold, Georgia. He had a crush on an unnamed 18-year-old coworker, and asked her out on several occasions. On all of these occasions, she said no.
Undeterred, Jason made the extremely unwise and creepy decision to wait for the girl outside of work one night and handcuff himself to her as she tried to get into her car. Shockingly, the girl wasn’t too into this and started to scream. At which point Jason unlocked the handcuffs and ran away. 
Two days later, Jason was arrested and charged with false imprisonment. 
Jason entered a blind guilty plea in court and WAS SENTENCED TO TEN YEARS—four years in jail, and six on probation. Holy. Fucking. Shit. 
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Cry-Baby of the Week

The incident: In an effort to get a date, a man handcuffed himself to a coworker. 

The appropriate response: Some kind of argument. 

The actual response: Police were called, and the handcuffer has been sent to jail for four years. 

Jason Earl Dean worked at a Taco Bell in Ringgold, Georgia. He had a crush on an unnamed 18-year-old coworker, and asked her out on several occasions. On all of these occasions, she said no.

Undeterred, Jason made the extremely unwise and creepy decision to wait for the girl outside of work one night and handcuff himself to her as she tried to get into her car. Shockingly, the girl wasn’t too into this and started to scream. At which point Jason unlocked the handcuffs and ran away. 

Two days later, Jason was arrested and charged with false imprisonment. 

Jason entered a blind guilty plea in court and WAS SENTENCED TO TEN YEARS—four years in jail, and six on probation. Holy. Fucking. Shit. 

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